1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 16, 2004
Similarly used as "of doom," the phrase "from Hell" is an add-on that signifies what's wretched, horrible, abysmal, very bad, awful, infernal, etc. about something.
Getting his candy bar taken from his pocket by some brat kid. Then, getting his apartment burglarized. Then, getting erectile dysfunction while having sex with his very hot girlfriend. Then, getting dumped by his girlfriend. Then, getting dumped on by a flock of seagulls afterwards. Then, flunking the SAT. Then, getting fired from his job. Then, realizing he was too broke to pay his bills. Then, being forced from his apartment. Then, knowing that his mom had died from a heart attack. Then, knowing that his dad also died in a construction yard accident. Yep, for Mike that certainly was the day from Hell.
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this as the closing finale to his day. Then, going back from the local bar to his cardboard shack in the alley wasted with the Virgin Mary wearing a bikini top and miniskirt and then waking up the next morning naked next to the disgusting 400-pound demonic beast-woman from Hell.
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this as the closing finale to his day. Then, going back from the local bar to his cardboard shack in the alley wasted with the Virgin Mary wearing a bikini top and miniskirt and then waking up the next morning naked next to the disgusting 400-pound demonic beast-woman from Hell.
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 26, 2005
I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his ass mates.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.
Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!
Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!
Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H August 08, 2005
A wierd bizarre-ass looking monster from the Playstation game Castlevania: Symphonies of the Night(kickass game). The creature is made up of several dead cadavers of people piled up in a huge ball. This spherical mass of bodies floats above the ground. The center of the ball however, is the actual body of the creature itself(the surrounding ball of corpses is but a part of it). Tentacles jutting out from the central sea urchin-like(only without the spines) body support the mass of cadavers.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
Dude, that granfalloon thing has got to be one of the most original bosses in any game that I've ever fought against.
by Mark H June 19, 2004
What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 02, 2004