buttwurst

Any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter).

Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.

After having a fucking bad case of indigestion, I shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet!

by Mark H July 26, 2004

skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.

(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H August 30, 2006

Dunkin' Donuts

Anal sex. Basically another way of saying "bumping uglies."

While I was in jail for a few months, I had the biggest laugh of the time when I went to the restroom one evening and saw two prison guards dunkin' donuts with each other in a shower stall.

by Mark H September 13, 2004

gangsturbation

The act of masturbating in a group, such as in a circle jerk or in a game of limp biscuit.

When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.

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by Mark H November 11, 2005

grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 02, 2005

The Lols Of Jericho

Comedy/Humor/Hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jericho on Me!

by Mark H August 19, 2004

posh and becks

1. English celebrity couple Posh Spice and David Beckham.
2. English Cockney rhyming slang for "sex."

Kevin: So Jack, what have you caught on camera last night? Any quality material
Jack: Well mate, the only thing I happened to come by was this anorexic bird who was jilling off on her bed.
Kevin: Really? Well that's nothing special compared to what *I* caught on tape last night.
Jack: What did you see?
Kevin: You'd find this hard to believe, but I saw POSH AND BECKS engaging in some intense and passionate Posh and Becks with each other!!
Jack: REALLY!?
Kevin: Yeah! And blimey man, was David a demon in the sack! He was ramming her indabutt like a stud bull!
Jack: Now THAT is voyeurism! My Jackson Pollocks are itching and I want to see the video!
Kevin: Sure mate, let's go to my house and watch it. I'm also going to put it up on the Web for others to see.





Mark H. Jazzing up Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H November 15, 2004