mark h's definitions

sour onions

A slang term that refers to stinky armpits on a person who either forgot to use ,or perhaps never even uses deodorant.

Damn, while I was taking a bus tour through Paris, I had to put up with this fatass Frenchman sitting beside me who wore a wifebeater and whose sour onions stank so bad, one would really need to wear a fucking gas mask to be anywhere around him!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 18, 2005

bedroom eyes

That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.

1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.

2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.

by Mark H August 3, 2004

Jitz

1(noun).Shortened form of the word "Jujitsu" or "Jiu-Jitsu," which is a Japanese type of martial arts.

2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.

3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."

1. I am such a wuss at school and I'm always getting picked on. I should learn some Jitz to teach those bastards a lesson.

2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!

3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!

by Mark H August 14, 2004

Eskimo ass pie

Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.

Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.

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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.

by Mark H November 3, 2006

Lols of Jericho, The

Any comedy/humor/hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

...and then his pants fell down! OMG! OMG! Lols of Jericho!!!

by Mark H January 23, 2007

huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

by Mark H February 23, 2004

ox cart

Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.

1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.

2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!

by Mark H September 14, 2004