mark's definitions

YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.

*zzzzzzzzip*

by Mark July 1, 2003

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003

sigga

Nigga for white people.

Yo siggas, whats up???

by Mark May 13, 2005

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 7, 2004

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

pottymouth

Someone who can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked up? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Geraldine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003