mark's definitions

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

by Mark December 21, 2004

ass cheese

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.

I just picked some ass cheese from my butt

by Mark December 21, 2004

Icy Hot Stuntaz

Flame, shares an identical resemblance to my friend John French.

John French is Flame, one of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.

by Mark December 22, 2004

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 1, 2005

Daftie

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

by mark January 1, 2005