mark's definitions

be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003

gg no re k thx

A popular Battle.net expression used to denote a substantial victory followed by no rematch. Often given before the fact in error. Literally: good game, no rematch, thanks

OMFG I TOTALLY PWNED j00!!! GG NO RE THX

by marK July 3, 2003

nulb

Its where your wanking it and then the ejaculation is about to come out and then you like pinch it and it mixes with blood and pee pee and then you let it come out and its all red and smells like a undercooked steak

Tim walked into Aarons house and it smelled like steak so Tim knows Aaron had just commited nulbery

by Mark December 28, 2003

strapped

to carry a gun

by Mark April 14, 2003

misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever

My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.

by mark September 12, 2003

GMV

This is a "Vicky" that has been digitally altered to make her look rather stupid.

Look that girl must be called Vicky, she has GMV

by mark December 10, 2003

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004