marco's definitions

Proffessional Sports

Grown men playing with their balls.

Why would a baseball player EVER be considered a hero?

by Marco July 3, 2004

web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.

shit this web speed makes this be slow motion

by marco June 25, 2004

fig

1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying

1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."

by marco November 15, 2003

d.i.y.

Do It Yourself.

"Do it yourself." -Madball

by Marco November 5, 2003

h4l0

Halo an Xbox game

h4l0 an Xbox game

by Marco June 8, 2004

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

fan

The short verison for Fagget Ass Nigga, derived by a girl in Rockland county who always makes up her own words.

That fucking fan took the last condom! Stop being such a fan! Look at that fan walking down the street, fucking asshole.

by marco March 31, 2005