marK's definitions

hollywood hangup

when you insert your pointer and middle fingers into your rectum, and proceed to thrust in and out with a twisting motion

yup thats a hollywood hangup

by mark December 28, 2005

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

Gator

A very long line of cut cocaine.

"Make those lines into gators."

by Mark December 30, 2003

pecker fucker

one who wishes he could fuck his own pecker.

a self centered individual that is very conceded and stuck on themselves.

by mark March 4, 2004

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004

chepin

its a word

have a chepin day
stupid ass chepin fucker

by mark July 28, 2003