marK's definitions

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

f.l.i.p.

Funny Little Island People
Phillipinos

by Mark September 15, 2003

kahz

a totally dope kid who looked up his name on google and found some bullshit.

kahz is the one guy who will always have the back of his friends and foes.

by mark March 8, 2004

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 29, 2003

bod

Verb: to fail to finish a (usually alcoholic) drink. May be combined with a descriptor of your choice, eg "donation bod" (giving the remnant of a drink to a friend).

It's bad to bod a bud in bed.

by Mark March 15, 2004

scroll

verb. To request (more of demand) something of someone in the name of out-ranking them. Originated from a fraternity or sorority's scroll, a list of all members, by rank and number.

1: Pick up my gum wad.
2: No way, dude! That's gross.
1: I scroll you.
2: Fine...

by Mark July 24, 2004