Shizzam

the art of shizzing in the AM

This guy was all like gfjhfj and i was all like shizzam...and he was all like NO WAY.

by Mark October 13, 2003

home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

by Mark August 01, 2004

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

moseleying

To linger about in the most somber of ways.

Da mouf always be ah moselying around and ah day dreamin' about a certain ah someone.

by Mark January 18, 2005

hawthorne heights

This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white

wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!

by Mark March 31, 2005

nobskin

person who has skin on his nob .. the overlapping bit of a dick

"Your have loads of nobskin

by Mark September 28, 2003