Definitions by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye

Chronline 

1) The sort of individual who is chronically online (term is a portmanteau of said words). The type of person who is told to "touch grass". More broadly, a person who bought into the "Don't believe everything you see or hear from thuh Mee Di Yuh as represented by people who I disagree with & instead believe everything you see and hear from the laptop box as controlled by my sociopolitical ethos and people who think exactly like I do. The computer sites aren't thuh Mi D Yah. Don't listen to rich, famous Hollywood elite celebs. Listen to rich, famous podcasters." gambit grift.

2) A person whose mind has been turned to gristle by the internet
3) A human being, typically male and victim-radicalized, who doesn't read books. Regardless of how much time they spend on the internet.

"Daytraun turned into a total chronline since his cousin was killed by those black cops and he saw people dogging his race all over 9gag."
"Bro, he fell down the deep pipeline. Now all he talks about his how the feminazis are out to get him & how the gay agenda destroys his community."
"At least he ordered 5 KJV Bible study guides from Amazon that he doesn't read."
"Well there's that."

Chronline by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

Freethinkr 

A person who lives on an ideological plantation, is not a real freethinker and in fact has zero critical thinking skills, but believe they do, because the side of the aisle they're chained to constantly bombards their feeble minds with "We are thuh freethinking, logical reasonal, critical drinkural side! *Huff* we just arrive at all these thoughts through logical reasonal! Duh! Obviously you're the smort boi!" rhetoric. Overlaps heavily with the logical reasonal & the chronline. Plural: freethinkrz

"Jon is such a freethinkr he believes everything he sees on a YT channel once he hears 'Do your own research' and because it's called VERITAS and he saw in the comments that means TRUTH without regard for the fact that the algorithm only prioritizes the sort of content he peruses without regard to how many dubious facts it intravenously feeds him."

"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."

Freethinkr by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

Crosstika 

The symbol of the unorthodox white evangelical sect of Christianity as practiced by a horde of undereducated Souther'n & MidWest Amerikkkan mouthbreathers. The actual meaning of the 4 word narrative of Nectarine Nutter Papaya Pedo Cheeto Clayface and his dregs.

After 2025, vendors began to remove the phrase designed to fool simpletons & simply embroidered the symbol of the crosstika on the redhats and pinned them to the skull of the wearer. In this way, like in Inglorious Basterds, you could know the full evil of who they were on sight.

Crosstika by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

Sigmalpha

The sort of fuckboi still doing that Greek Alphabet people bs in 2025 and coming off like a peak omega.

"Kirk, if you don't miss me with that sigmalpha bullshit. Sit your ass down somewhere and think saying 'Women lack AcCoUnTaBiLiTy' makes people unable to realize you're trying to make it so men never have to face accountability."

Sigmalpha by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

Tot Armor 

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."

Tot Armor by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

Uncle Cuckus 

A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.

"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."

Uncle Cuckus by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

Throat Card 

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

Throat Card by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025