Commysociamarxmisism

What a con servative/right winger/Republican blames for everything. Interchangeable with "ThUh mI DeE yUh", Hollywood, "wokeness & DEI", penguins and anything other than the policies they themselves put into place.
"The farmers are crying worse than the green jacket lady. They say they need a handout now."
"Wasn't they say all that was the commysociamarxmisism a few months ago?"
"It's always the commysociamarxmisism til poor whites need it, Boo Boo."
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Sigmalpha

The sort of fuckboi still doing that Greek Alphabet people bs in 2025 and coming off like a peak omega.
"Kirk, if you don't miss me with that sigmalpha bullshit. Sit your ass down somewhere and think saying 'Women lack AcCoUnTaBiLiTy' makes people unable to realize you're trying to make it so men never have to face accountability."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025
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Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.
"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025
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Kid Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
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Chronline

1) The sort of individual who is chronically online (term is a portmanteau of said words). The type of person who is told to "touch grass". More broadly, a person who bought into the "Don't believe everything you see or hear from thuh Mee Di Yuh as represented by people who I disagree with & instead believe everything you see and hear from the laptop box as controlled by my sociopolitical ethos and people who think exactly like I do. The computer sites aren't thuh Mi D Yah. Don't listen to rich, famous Hollywood elite celebs. Listen to rich, famous podcasters." gambit grift.

2) A person whose mind has been turned to gristle by the internet
3) A human being, typically male and victim-radicalized, who doesn't read books. Regardless of how much time they spend on the internet.
"Daytraun turned into a total chronline since his cousin was killed by those black cops and he saw people dogging his race all over 9gag."
"Bro, he fell down the deep pipeline. Now all he talks about his how the feminazis are out to get him & how the gay agenda destroys his community."
"At least he ordered 5 KJV Bible study guides from Amazon that he doesn't read."
"Well there's that."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025
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W

"Yo when did you and Ki break up? I haven't seen her around."
"We're still together. She's been busy cuz she just got a promotion."
"Oh damn. I thought y'all been exes."
"Bruh dafuq you talking about? That's my one and only w."
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