The name given to broken pieces of flint found in rich people's garden's, usually around expensive shrubberies. They think it looks exclusive and classy. It's neither.
"I see Daryl's been at work in his garden, laying down all that shiny flint pish."
"Yeah well, it's his garden and he can do what he wants with it I suppose."
"True but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn't show him up to be a colossal asshole with more money than sense."
"Yeah well, it's his garden and he can do what he wants with it I suppose."
"True but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn't show him up to be a colossal asshole with more money than sense."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.
"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
by mammarylane December 18, 2015
by mammarylane December 18, 2015
The term given to a very cheap looking fashion trend usually utilising very hot women to model what are in effect shit clothes.
"What are we going to do with all these trashy looking knitted doilies laying around the house?"
"I've got an idea. I have a cousin who used to model for Playboy. If we can somehow fashion them into something which looks vaguely wearable then maybe we can con the gullible and those with too much time and money on their hands to part with stacks of cash and start a fashion trend or something."
"Seriously, who is going to fall for it?"
"You'll be very surprised. The Pinterest crowd will love it that's for sure."
"Is she hot, your cousin?"
"Very."
"It could work I suppose. Okay, let's do it."
"What are we going to call this new fashion though?"
"Oh look, there's a tramp gnawing on a hambone."
"How about Hobo Chic?"
"That sounds good. Boho Chic it is then."
"I've got an idea. I have a cousin who used to model for Playboy. If we can somehow fashion them into something which looks vaguely wearable then maybe we can con the gullible and those with too much time and money on their hands to part with stacks of cash and start a fashion trend or something."
"Seriously, who is going to fall for it?"
"You'll be very surprised. The Pinterest crowd will love it that's for sure."
"Is she hot, your cousin?"
"Very."
"It could work I suppose. Okay, let's do it."
"What are we going to call this new fashion though?"
"Oh look, there's a tramp gnawing on a hambone."
"How about Hobo Chic?"
"That sounds good. Boho Chic it is then."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017