Definitions by mamma murder

straight line circles 

(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".

Man, I can't do straight line circles! I always pass it to the wrong person!!

straight line circles by mamma murder May 29, 2010

Jack of Diamond's 

(n) a guy that's acting like a jackass.

"When Brown Boy gets drunk, he's a real Jack of Diamond's."

Jack of Diamond's by Mamma Murder May 19, 2010

Tom Sawyer 

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.

Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.

Tom Sawyer by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010

Spauce 

(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.

It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.

"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"

Spauce by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010

Pocket Full of Stinkies 

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.

"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

Pocket Full of Stinkies by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010

Mamma Murder 

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.

Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.

Mamma Murder by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010

Miss White 

(N)- Slang term for cocaine.

(Addict to dealer)

"Could you help me be like Miss White tonight?"

Miss White by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010