stount

It's a term to describe the way a lady looks while still maintaining respect for her.

It means that she's dressed well and has the confidence to wear it.

Her head's up, shoulder's squared, and eyes have a strong stare.

A stount girl will make you smile for the simple fact that you need it. Then, that stount girl will kill it and eat it.
"Oh dat girl was lookin' straight stount last night!"

Yeah, boi! Her confidence was a stain you can't wipe off!
by mamma murder September 09, 2010
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vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.
I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.
All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."
by mamma murder August 12, 2010
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congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
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a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
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wreck

If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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