mamma murder's definitions

pimpmatized

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)

Come to my school and get pimpmatized!

by mamma murder July 12, 2010

Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.

"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.

by mamma murder July 28, 2010

the skreezies

slang term for making something from "scratch".

"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.

I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

wreck

slang term for murder.

If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

Jack of Diamond's

(n) a guy that's acting like a jackass.

"When Brown Boy gets drunk, he's a real Jack of Diamond's."

by Mamma Murder May 19, 2010