ass out

to be out of luck; left without something.

if you get to the dinner table five minutes late, you will be ass out. those kids are hungry!

by mala May 17, 2004

local

ellie grimsley

“ellie is such a local”

by mala February 20, 2019

croatian men

most gorgous men in the world, all 6ft tall dark hair, light eyes, tanned golden skin asif like a fish!lol! most beautiful bodies like they've mean swimming in the sea all day!

A great example no doubt is Mario Ancic, Hey and I'm Croatian so I'd better go and get me one of those croatian men!

by Mala April 04, 2005

serbia

why do you have to be so fucking racist you stupid fucking "proud illyrian" where the fuck is illyria now any way! you dumb shit its now called dalmatia and unless you realized the greeks don't fucking run it any more! they only did thousands of years ago!

whats wrong with you?! are you jealous becuase croatia is no longer illyrian and hasn't been for thousands of years?!

by Mala April 05, 2005

plug up

to insert a tampon.

oh damn, aunt flo is here, i gotta go plug up.

by mala May 17, 2004

serbia

croatia is so much better, the serbs have nothing that the croatians don't already have!

why are ppl askin why are the serbs hated?! when croatia tried to claim independence after slovenia did, the serbs didn't want this so they brought upon war instead of letting them go freely as slovenia had done! So they started killing croatians instead! Now if croatia is such a shithole then why didn't serbia just let it go and stand on its own two feet?!

by Mala April 04, 2005

tomb ride

Amazing, awesome or excellent. The very best.

<i>This vegan chocolate cake is the tomb ride, man.</i>

by mala April 23, 2004