maddie s. 's definitions

Fixer-upper

A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.

"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."

by Maddie S. September 17, 2008

James Blunt

A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.

Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.

by Maddie S. November 11, 2008

pussy throbbing

when you see a really hot guy and u instantly get horny, u be pussy throbbing

“did u see that hot guy over there?” “ya i’m pussy throbbing” “i was just gonna say i’m pussy throbbing”

by maddie s. February 6, 2020

sardine party

A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.

I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.

by Maddie S. December 9, 2008