cock block

Expecting to get pussy and never recieving any, or getting pussy but never climaxing. Usually caused by interference(friends/company, parents, passing out, etc.)or the female is too tired, has morals, or is not in the mood.

Usually results in blue balls the next day. Blue balls is a temporary condition typified by a sharp pain in the testicles and lower stomach/abdomen area. A sensation similar to that of getting kicked in the balls.

Last night I got cock blocked and this morning I've got a massive case of blue balls. I can't even walk right. Oww!

by MaD April 18, 2005

sluff

To fuck up, make a mistake, not come through as promised

Fuck, way to sluff and spill bong water all over the place

by MAD September 04, 2003

DILF

Daughter I'd Like To Fuck

Man, Sue's daughter is such a DILF. I wanna bang her in the worst way.

by MaD August 23, 2005

Les Crane

A complete Prick who gets a kick-in.

A person who drives whilst under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

by Mad October 06, 2003

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

Grizzly

Function: Adj.

A word to describe ones deteriorated
state of self grooming. A lapse in self maintenance.

1: Man, you've gotta get a haircut, you're lookin' mighty grizzly!

by MaD January 14, 2004