Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 17, 2004

hoorah

U.S. Military (including J.R.O.T.C.) uses this as a motivational check and to boost confidence.

Platoon leader: "Platoon, attention! Motivational check!"

Platoon: "HOOOORAH!!!!"

by Maxrum May 14, 2004

chubbalovers

Chubby, man/lesbian-loving pussy lips that closely resemble a donut... (large pointless hole included)

M.C. Skittles - "A yo j... I hear Japanese girls got mad tight pussies dawg."

maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Vibraslap

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

maXrUm

Supa dupa fly guy who is loved by all the chicks...

Sara - "Oh... my... god! maXrUm is SUCH a hottie!!!"

Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

shkidmark

A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.

Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"

by maXrUm December 17, 2004

Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.

"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004