tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

by mAx August 01, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 07, 2004

shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

by max May 16, 2005

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 22, 2009

Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity

You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA

by Max February 09, 2004

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 04, 2004

Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

by mAx May 04, 2004