maX's definitions

Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.

There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.

by Max March 14, 2008

tricked out

anything that has been modified or altered to make it appear cooler or perform better.

my friend tricked out his new apartment with a sweet surround sound system.

by max March 9, 2004

Bush pilot

lesbian,woman who likes other women

Dude, that chick only goes for other chicks. She's a bush pilot.

by Max July 19, 2004

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 4, 2003

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004

cornbread

your ass's virginity

If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread

by max April 7, 2004