Definitions by ma jones

humperdink 

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield

"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"

humperdink by ma jones May 19, 2004

weapons grade 

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex

person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly

weapons grade by ma jones May 18, 2004

merryfield

the act of taking it in the ass, spewing a loose spermy fecal on a tarp on the floor, oiling youself up, and walking through it, feeling the corn and peanuts squish between your toes.

After that I need a merryfield to take the pain away.

Walkin through a merryfield brings back memories of the war.

Eating spinach makes for a weapons grade merryfield.

merryfield by ma jones May 18, 2004

casual sex 

sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties

usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.

casual sex by ma jones May 18, 2004

i know! that's what im saying! 

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.

1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!

i know! that's what im saying! by ma jones May 18, 2004

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

amateur by ma jones May 17, 2004

peterfecal 

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.

Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter

peterfecal by ma jones May 17, 2004