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amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...
that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?
by ma jones May 17, 2004
mugGet the amateurmug.

make a run for the border

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border
by ma jones May 20, 2004
mugGet the make a run for the bordermug.

peterfecal

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.
Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter
by ma jones May 17, 2004
mugGet the peterfecalmug.

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
mugGet the russian fecal speakersmug.

merryfield

the act of taking it in the ass, spewing a loose spermy fecal on a tarp on the floor, oiling youself up, and walking through it, feeling the corn and peanuts squish between your toes.
After that I need a merryfield to take the pain away.

Walkin through a merryfield brings back memories of the war.

Eating spinach makes for a weapons grade merryfield.
by ma jones May 18, 2004
mugGet the merryfieldmug.

fluster

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something
the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian
by ma jones May 6, 2004
mugGet the flustermug.

shitstem

UC has a fucked up shitstem
by ma jones May 26, 2004
mugGet the shitstemmug.

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