release the chocolate hostages! Now!
by ma jones May 18, 2004
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florentiner

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.
person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.
fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks
by ma jones May 06, 2004
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casual sex

sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties
usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.
1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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chanchani

dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani!

person 1: kirsten loves chanchani
person 2: i know! who doesn't
by ma jones May 20, 2004
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