a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

by ma jones May 04, 2004

fluster

a.) fucked up on acid...or pcp.
b.) startled at something

the crazy bird who is fuckin losing it swooped down and pecked at the flustered pedestrian

by ma jones May 06, 2004

i know! that's what im saying!

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.

1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!

by ma jones May 18, 2004

polytricks

politics. from the great peter tosh

that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.

by ma jones May 26, 2004

chanchani

a.) the coolest person EVER
b.) weapons grade awesomeness

dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani!

person 1: kirsten loves chanchani
person 2: i know! who doesn't

by ma jones May 20, 2004

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

by ma jones May 17, 2004

make a run for the border

to masturbate while eating taco bell

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border

by ma jones May 20, 2004