mOrGaN's definitions

morgasm

When males named morgan take it in the ass they experiance a morgasim

Morgan had a morgasim with ted, hes homosexual lover

by Morgan November 5, 2004

chiefed

after a person passes out at a party, take a marker pen and write all over their face.

after drinking too much, jason passed out and his friends chiefed him.

by morgan October 8, 2003

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004

escellent

A word invented by the coolest girl ever.

"Elissa is so escellent because she made up this word."

by Morgan March 26, 2005

Duncanvillite

Someone who has lived or is currently living in Duncanville, TX, the ghetto for sure. Usually a tight ass skank/playa with no job, no money, no car, and probably either in band or has a baby momma/daddy. Good for nothing, not doin' nothing. Lazy ass. Maybe habla espanol...or atleast thinks they can.

ghetto da hood

"Gurrrrrl, you KNOW she'ah duncanvillite."
"Gurl why you say dat?"
"Look at dat WEAVE! Lookin' like a damn Beyonce"
"Shooo, i herrr dat."

by Morgan November 25, 2004

stinky stan

the act of suprising someone by shoving your finger up someones butt.

she jumped 5 feet in the air when i gave her that stinky stan

by morgan August 8, 2003

tkpk

Part of moco, a very tricky place for those less educated to navigate. A retirement area for a lot of hippies, therefore a place where people smoke quite a bit of weed.

"Yo, you chillaxin' in tkpk tonight?"
"Yeah man, it'll take us 2 hours to find our way in there but we gon smoke some crucial buddah"

by MORGAN December 6, 2004