wilk

1) a combination of whiskey and milk
2) awesomeness
Mike mixed whiskey and milk for breakfast and felt like shit afterwards, he drank alot.
by mike August 03, 2004
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double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.
"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"
by Mike September 21, 2004
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glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on
Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.
by Mike May 08, 2005
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Bler

Bler can mean two things depending on the pronounciation of it. Under the first pronunciation it can be used to mean a stronger version of the word "bleh"

Under the second it can be a combination of the words "bleh" and "errr" to mean a sort of depressive "duh!"

This word comes from a mispelling of the word "bleh" that seemed to fit the randomness of the conversation
1. Holy shite, today my girlfriend broke up with me and my parents kicked me out, not to mention I have the flu. I just feel so...bler

2. Oh my gosh, I failed my test because I thought that 4x8=16....blerr!
by Mike October 23, 2004
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Quief

by Mike May 26, 2003
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one up the bum, no harm done

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
by Mike June 06, 2003
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