shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

uncky

something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy

No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......

or

DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!

by Mike November 28, 2004

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 05, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 06, 2003

Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 01, 2004

turkey

The best spirit in the world

Fancy some turkey?

by mike July 14, 2003

31337

to be elite. one who has skills.

i am one elite hacker.
i am one 31337 hacker.
hes elite.
hes 31337.

by mike July 06, 2003