Larry the cable guy

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

by Mike April 25, 2005

banana mudshark

asian female particularly fond of black men

Soon yi is a banana mudshark.

by mike June 02, 2004

t-bagging

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.

You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!

by Mike July 03, 2003

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike January 21, 2006

Rush

A band that requires a little listening to understand how good they really are. Geddy Lee, the lead singer/vocalist has a really high-pitched voice, and has been compared to Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin.

My older brother sounded like Geddy Lee for a couple of days after getting his vasectomy.

by Mike May 05, 2005

Rush

the best band in the fucking world. kicks slipknots ass 24/7. they fucking rule.

some consider hemispheres to be the best album produced by the ultraawesome godlike band, rush.

some slipknot dickhead made fun of rush and i kicked him in the head ten times.

by mike November 04, 2003

giffard

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

by mike January 05, 2004