flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 03, 2012

BRACCIOLE

Italian in origin, used to describe lazy italains that sleep until 4pm and do not shower.

Evan Esposito is a goddamn BRACCIOLE, its his turn to wax my grendle today.

by Mike November 22, 2004

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 05, 2005

Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.

1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.

by Mike March 19, 2005

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005