taxicosis

(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc.

Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.

You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.

by Mike March 30, 2008

goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003

bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood

Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart

by Mike April 29, 2003

itg

its Giunta, not Guitna. ^^

"ILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS U FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!!! DONT SAY TAT AGAIN OR YOUR FUCKING DONE"

I go to school

Man approaces. "What did u say yesterday on the net?"

me: "Err... nothing... lOl i was kidding :/"

by Mike January 24, 2004

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 06, 2004

podland

the name of a band that plays gypsy hippie music.

Podland plays monotonous hippie music.

by mike March 21, 2004

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005