Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

by Mike December 27, 2004

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 27, 2005

the jane

Sister jane, a deputy of dimick. Uses her old fasion knowledge of math to torture the enslaved

my brain... Aaaaaaaaah!

by mike May 14, 2004

stranger

when u sit on your hand and wait until it gets numb , then masturbate.

Dave likes to give himself strangers

by mike February 24, 2005

rooster sucker

a euphemism for cock sucker. Some one who currently is out of your favor.

That rooster sucker better have my money!

by Mike December 04, 2003

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 07, 2005

gully

the shit, awesome, off the hook, phat

its used as an adjective, to describe a noun

by mike February 24, 2003