mE's definitions

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

hairdryer

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.

"She's such a hairdryer!"

by Me December 24, 2004

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

Homophobic

The state of being in denial about one's homosexuality.

"Look at that fag over there."
"Shutup you fucking homophobe. Youre probably gay yourself."

by me January 27, 2005

Anarchism

Perfect state of humanity where if you want something, take it; Every man for himself, no taxes, nobody tells you what to do; Iraq

mob rule

by me April 18, 2003