mE's definitions

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

by Me December 19, 2004

steel magnolia

A southern woman who is strong and independant yet very feminine.

She's overcome so much with her since her husbands death. She's truely a steel magnolia kinda girl.

by Me June 28, 2004

seatle business suit

entire suit of corduroy, including pants, shirt, and perhaps jacket

Hey, you're seattle business suit is totally rad, lets go play some hacky sack in the rain?

by me September 25, 2003

butt fuck idaho

a made up place far far away
May also be known as
(butt fuck knowhere)

Man I ain't goin there! That place is like all the way out in
"butt fuck idaho"

by me May 19, 2003

delaware

northern delaware is the shit, slower lower delaware is a bunch of hicks. i don't like hicks very much.

size doesn't matter very much

by me April 13, 2005

absinthe

The best alcohol drink ever invented!
Usually green in colour.

absinthe + irritable bowel syndrome = jobbies in ones pants.

Hapsburg Gold Label Absinthe is 89.9% alcohol! Now thats quality!

by Me March 21, 2005

nigassist

A nicely dress black man. To say this is very nice.

Were did that nigassist get that great tie i want one too!

by me April 22, 2005