shfwilf

still haven't found what I'm looking for. Used by Michael the QA Admin on protonic.com
Crap, I shfwilf and I don't even know what it is ilf...

Damn you shfwilf, always sending me AI's!
by Max January 14, 2005
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stanima

I'm so tired. My stanima is almost gone.
by Max November 29, 2003
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stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.

also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt
"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."

"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"
by Max May 28, 2003
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uckls

"My girlfriend left me"
"Lol...that uckls"
by Max March 03, 2005
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ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.
Some ham and egger came into my work today.
by Max December 27, 2003
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lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.
n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"
by Max June 17, 2004
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brang

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane
1)come here doggie im gonna brang you!!!
2)dude stop branging my dog, its making him sick
by max March 12, 2005
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