mAx's definitions

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

by Max February 22, 2005

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004

pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.

The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.

by Max January 7, 2004

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

orking

fucking. esp. in the manner and style of orcs (rough, brutal, noisy & crude)

I heard you orking Sally June through the walls, Dude. Sounded like you broke the fuckin' bed right about the moment you made her yodel like Dwight Yokum.

by max December 24, 2004