Technical Difficulties

1.Slang. A word used to describe someone who is intoxicated.

2. A person who has slurred speech and wobbly stance as a result of being intoxicated is said to be having "Technical Difficulties".

"Sorry I couldn't show up to your gig mate, I was having a few technical difficulties"

by Mary February 03, 2004

howay

North-Eastern, or Geordie, slang meaning 'come on', 'hurry up' and so on. Voice intonation specifies the exact definition, often not understood by anyone outside of the Newcastle area and thus causes much confusion for non-natives.

'Howay man!'
'Howay, we're gonna be late'

by Mary January 14, 2005

pieman

Plonker

That pieman is such a plonker

by mary August 28, 2003

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

FreeBSD

A big sadomasicistic dominatrix that does not charge for her services.

It's time to go to the freeBSD.

by Mary August 03, 2003

elmo

a fuzzy red adorable monster all kids under 7 want to be when they get older

i love seasame street

by Mary April 07, 2005

he gots hands

A guy who has good strong hands for fingering a girl.

Damn, he got hands, he made me cum like 5 times.

by Mary February 02, 2005