commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 01, 2004

9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

by luke August 09, 2004

DILLIGAS

Do I Look Like I Give A Shit

-I'm Pregnant
-Oh yeah, DILLIGAS.

by Luke March 27, 2003

stockport

Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots

Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?

by Luke May 23, 2006

parrett

he's fat, he's round and his arse is on the ground!

there is no example apart from gavin baigent! haha

by luke March 11, 2004

Giant radioactive rubber pants

Comes originally from a necular radiation suit test gone wrong resulting in giant radioactive rubber pants.It now means that you are obease and are so out of style that you practically are radioactive

"fuck you go put on your gian radioactive rubber pants"

by luke April 15, 2004

guntar

a person who is a pussy, or a poseur

"that guntar wont hit any jumps"
"look at that guntar try to skate"

by luke December 02, 2003