luke's definitions

The Troise

The act of inserting ones erectness aka. Dong, into a bitches ass immidiatly after learning their name.

Luke and Tom were surprised to find their roomate giving the Troise to a blind women, 5 minutes after he met her. They sat and watched the butt pounding.

by luke February 17, 2005

I like you for who you are

Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".

"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."

by Luke May 28, 2004

dooshbag

when you role over four times and still cant get off scotties fat mum

i dooshbagged list night

by luke March 12, 2003

fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 18, 2006

beef curtians

Flaps not of the freshest kind. Also Too much cheese on the tacco

you better step if you think im chubachaing those beef curtains

by luke January 5, 2004

harry potter

A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.

Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.

I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!

by Luke July 20, 2004

bo selecta

a real funny progame ever

thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david

by luke September 5, 2003