ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation

1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching

by lucas mcrevere June 17, 2004

kraphozzle

1.dildo
2.light sabre

1.i was looking under her bed and i found her kraphozzle
2.you get the idea

by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004

spleegeegeer

1.word meaning some one beats the wang to much and they need to stop.

originated by me

I've been quite the spleegeegeer this past week.

by lucas mcrevere June 17, 2004

luba dube dube

1. A word used to describe the fashion in which one lubes his penis,in preperation for masturbation

hey mom...wheres the suave?...its about time for me to flick on the porn on luba dube dube it up

by lucas mcrevere June 17, 2004

scott stapp

1.a really bad person,singer,and non-talented being
2.an insult to ones presence

1.-dude,that band tonight blew goats
-yeah,i know,was that lead singer scott stapp?
2.-dude quit being such a fuckin scott stapp....god damnit

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004

McPoozle

to have a jolly good time

"I do say Nigel,i did have myself quite the mcpoozle."

by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004