Mom: (Chiding) "Your brother sent me flowers for my birthday. Why can't you be more like him?"
Steve: "Ah, Mom! Can I help it if my sibling has more money to waste than me?"
Steve: "Ah, Mom! Can I help it if my sibling has more money to waste than me?"
by Loxi July 22, 2009
Get the siblingmug. A small town in southeast South Dakota whose claim to fame includes the following:
1. Home to Tom Brokaw, former anchor of the NBC Nightly News.
2. Football player Lyle Alzado attended Yankton College there.
3. Convicted murder of Wild Bill Hickok, Jack McCall, is buried there.
1. Home to Tom Brokaw, former anchor of the NBC Nightly News.
2. Football player Lyle Alzado attended Yankton College there.
3. Convicted murder of Wild Bill Hickok, Jack McCall, is buried there.
by Loxi July 17, 2009
Get the Yanktonmug. A matrimonial state as defined by:
1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together."
2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"
1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together."
2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"
See marriage definition above.
by Loxi July 19, 2009
Get the marriagemug. Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon.
The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?
Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.
Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.
by Loxi July 16, 2009
Get the Lawtyrmug. Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
by Loxi July 21, 2009
Get the salarymug. Neither 100% of this race nor 100% of that race. Basically the cause of much confusion when filling out application forms that require one to check a single box about their racial makeup.
A biracial (or multiracial) check box should be added to every application form - because this is the real world and very few people are 100% of any particular race (unless they inbreed - yuck!)
by Loxi July 20, 2009
Get the biracialmug.