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adj.
1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.
2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
adj.
1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.
2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
by loveboat December 15, 2008
Get the ff mug.n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.
Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"
Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 15, 2008
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adj.
1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.
2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
adj.
1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.
2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
by loveboat December 24, 2008
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1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.
by loveboat December 15, 2008
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1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ass hair, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen pregnancy capital of Canada.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ass hair, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen pregnancy capital of Canada.
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