love you 3000's definitions

venice handshake

when two people link toes

like holding hands, but with your feet

cody: hey it’s been a rough day
noel: it’s okay bro, do you wanna venice handshake?

by love you 3000 April 25, 2020

ariana ponytail

a ponytail high on your head like Ariana Grande

“Your hair looks really nice today!”
“Thanks! It’s an Ariana ponytail”

by love you 3000 July 30, 2019

Shrek 2020

a lie told to Millennials and Gen Z to get their hopes up for the greatest movie of all time

“Shrek 2020: It’s not ogre yet”

by love you 3000 November 29, 2019