Definitions by lolicakes
Vajazzle
To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!
And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!
online shape-shifting
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: XD
*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL
*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U
*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude
20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.
20:11 Kesha: >:3
20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0
(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: XD
*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL
*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U
*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude
20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.
20:11 Kesha: >:3
20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0
(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
online shape-shifting by lolicakes March 12, 2011
Yawn
A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.
I have yawned 4.. no 5 times just while typing this definition.
FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.
FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.
SR-71
person1: you know that song.. 1985, by Bowling for Soup?
person2: yeah??
person1: ..SR-71 wrote that.
person2: who's SR-71?
person1: *cries*
person2: yeah??
person1: ..SR-71 wrote that.
person2: who's SR-71?
person1: *cries*
Battletoads
A game soon to be released for the Wii.
Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".
The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.
Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,
however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.
If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..
there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.
You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!
Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".
The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.
Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,
however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.
If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..
there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.
You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!
Battletoads by lolicakes December 15, 2010
eargasm
*eargasm*