Vajazzle

To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!
And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!
by lolicakes March 08, 2011
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holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.
by lolicakes September 29, 2010
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Submaratic

A way to describe something sharing the same traits as or being as awesome as, a submarine.
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Emotional orgasm

To experience intensified emotions that include love, need, and wanting close physical contact to satisfy those feelings. Noticeably different then plain lust and attraction. If you indulge in these emotions, without the physical contact or returned love, you will eventually feel empty.
Completely engulfed in her daydreams, she had an emotional orgasm. It felt amaztastic, until reality hit her and she realized she was still alone.
by lolicakes April 04, 2011
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