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watcher

-Made by popular by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series to refer to the person who's assigned to watch over, guard, teach and train the vampire slayer.

-Every slayer has a watcher and if one dies before the slayer does, the watcher is replaced with another, no one knows exactly how many watchers were in the council as supposedly they all died just shortly before the series ended in a giant bomb explosion at their headquarters set up by crazy priest villian Caleb.

-A watcher trains the slayer to fight with hand to hand and long range weapons and aids her by telling her stuff about demons and vampires ie how to kill them.

-Tend to be British while oddly slayers seem to be of any race and origin.

-Most famous wacthers:
Giles (Buffy's watcher), Gwendolyn Post(Faith's crazy watcher that Angel had to kill), and Wesley Wyndham Price (Faith's last watcher who later joined the cast of the Angel series)
Ex. While most Watchers have died while in charge of guiding a slayer, for some reason Giles seems to be the only one to live.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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randy orton

-Son of wrestling legend Cowboy Bob Orton (who was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year, 2005) from St. Louis, Missouri.

-3rd generation wrestler who first appeared on RAW and used to be in a group called Evolution with HHH, Batista, and Ric Flair.

-Now has moved on to SmackDown! due to the annual draft lottery switches.

-Gimmick was "The Legend Killer" where he went around proving himself by attacking WWE legends like Mick Foley...that gimmick came to an end when Randy repeatedly kept losing to undefeatable legende The UnderTaker.

-Finishing move is also his initials:RKO=Randy Keith Orton, Randy Knock Out.

-Good friends with WWE wrestlers, John Cena and Brock Lesnar (whom he trained with in OVW)and Mark Jindrak.

-Seems to be a fan favorite of female fans as many females have screamed loudly for him at arena events and lined up all around to see him during autograph signings.

-Youngest champion ever in WWE history (he beat Brock Lesnar to it-Brock was 24 years old when he beat The Rock back in SummerSlam 2002.
Ex. Randy Orton got brutally hurt during his match with Mick Foley when he fell onto thumbtacks.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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The Rock

1-An action prison-break movie starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage

2-One of the most popular and well-known wrestlers ever in the history of wrestling who was able to break from wrestling actually have some successes in the movie business.

-Originally had gimmicks under name Flex Kavana and Rocky Maivia(in honor of his dad's name and his mother's maiden name)

-One of the rare wrestlers who can work greatly as both a good guy and bad guy given his great popularity, ability to connect with the fans, and his very charismatic and funny personality

-Movies include "The Scorpion King," "The Mummy Returns," "The Rundown," "Walking Tall," "Be Cool"

-Rumored to be in these movies: "Doom," "Johnny Bravo" and as Namor the Submariner in one of the sequels to the summer 2005 blockbuster "The Fantastic Four"

-Has sang in some songs both WWE-sountrack related and non-WWE soundtrack related ie WWE CD song "Pie" and Wyclef Jean's "It Doesn't Matter"

-Nicknames: The People's Champion, The Brahma Bull, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment

-Trademarks: The People's Eyebrow, The People's Strudel, the $1000 shirts, the shades, the sideburns, the bull tattoo on his arm and now the very long tribal tatto on his other arm

-Quotes: "If you smell what The Rock is cookin'" , "Know your role and shut your mouth!," "What's your name?-It doesn't matter what your name is!," "Just bring it!," "The SmackDown! hotel," "Who in the blue hell are you?," "Just shut up you mother canuckers!"

-Attended Miami University and played for their football team.

-Graduated with a degree in Criminal Justice.

-Married his college sweetheart, Dany Garcia a former Merril-Lynch executive.

-Daughter named Simone Alexandra Johnson

-Birthday is May 2nd, while wedding anniversary is May 3rd

-Half Samoan and half African American

-Was unfortunately let go by WWE earlier this year for reasons unknown
Ex1-Has anyone ever seen that Nick Cage movie "The Rock?"

Ex2-The Rock defeated Hulk Hogan at their WrestleMania Icon vs Icon match.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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Stone Cold

1-A made for TV mini-series direct from a novel starring Magnum PI's Tom Selleck in which he played a gruff aging small town cop

2-One of the most popular and well-known wrestlers in WWE history.

-Former gimmicks included Ring Master and Stunning Steve Austin.

-Trademarks: drinks Miller beer two at at time toasts it to the crowd and spills it on himself, Stone Cold Stunner-his finishing move (he kicks you low like in the stomach or balls and he turns around and grabs your head and drops on his ass to the floor while you land flat on your face, gives double middle fingers salute, usually wears a black leather vest or some shirt with denim shorts, bald with a goatee, thick deep texan accent

Quotes: "Give me a hell yeah!,""What?," "F*** fear, drink beer"

Nicknames: Bionic RedNeck, Rattle Snake

-Married numerous times, but most notably to former WWE Diva, Debra Marshall-McMichael...they divorced and Debra now works as a real estate agent

-Has had many famous feuds including one with WWE owner, Vince McMahon, and boxer Mike Tyson

-Like The Rock, has also starred in some movies, most recently 2005's "The Longest Yard"
Ex1: I wonder if Tom Selleck signed up for anymore of the "Stone Cold" mini series since its from a few novels

Ex2: If you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is one tough redneck sumb**** give me a hell yeah!
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Torrie Wilson

-Former WCW Diva who actually got her job when she went with her friend to see a WCW show and lucked out when wrestler Kevin Nash asked her if she wanted a job with them

-Currently a SmackDown! Diva

-Married to former WWE and WCW wrestler, Billy Kidman aka Peter Gruner (July 2004)

-Only sister while she was surrounded by 3 brothers

-Is part Spanish

-Grew up on a farm in Idaho

-Graced the cover of PlayBoy twice, first by herself and 2nd with former WWE Diva, Sable in a special duo issue

-Is best friends with fellow former WCW Diva and now-current WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler

-Did a commercial for the SmackDown! Here Comes The Pain game with Brock Lesnar where she challenged him to a Bra and Panties match--to which Brock had her bra in his hand and said "I win"

-Graced the promo poster for WWE's July Pay Per View, the Great American Bash 2 consecutive years in a row in red, white, and blue outfits

-Has had lesbionic-like feuds with Dawn Marie and Sable
Ex. Torrie Wilson is now in a feud with WWE new-comer, Melina Perez.
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STD

1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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pie

1-a fruit-filled circular pastry usually baked and sugary

2-a crude sexual slang used to refer to a woman's vagina, as most used by WWE wrestler The Rock in his promos
Ex1-At Thanksgiving the most traditional kind of pies are pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie.

Ex2-(Rock during a RAW episode back in the 90s where an actress pretended to play his ex-high school girlfriend)
"...And now you come back and offer The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie?! The Rock has just got one thing to say to you--poontang your a** on out of here!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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