lixie's egg's definitions

Shabustica

A "cult" made by two teenagers made to worship a rubber duck named Hesus

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hi I am a believer of Shabustica

by lixie's egg March 27, 2021

Hesus

A god (right now in a form of a rubber duck) that brings luck to anybody who believes in him and in rubber ducks. This includes people who enjoy taking baths with them. On the other hand, the demon brings bad luck.

Man #1: Hail Hesus! I broke up with my ROBLOX gf!!!
Man #2: Praise Hesus shes mine now!!
Man #1: Damit Deamon! I want him to be single for his whole life -_-

by lixie's egg May 28, 2019

Hesus

A god that has power over everything. If something good happened to you today, Praise Hesus. If something bad happened today, Blame the S Deamon

Person 1: I broke up with my GF today
Person 2: Praise Hesus! She's mine now!!!

by lixie's egg May 27, 2019

Really?

That moment when your Bf/Gf says he prefers 420 over 69

Nobody:
You: I love 69
Your Bf/Gf: I prefer 420
You: Let's break up

Your Bf/Gf: no
You: Really?

by lixie's egg May 16, 2019

Poop

Shit

plop plop plop here's the poop

by lixie's egg March 17, 2019

Cat

animal

Cat: meow

by lixie's egg March 14, 2019

Word

Word.

Word.

by lixie's egg March 14, 2019