little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

However

To the layman, it's an alternative to but. However, the connotations of but are wholly negative, whereas however provides an Icarus from the ashes.

Use it sparingly, use it well.

She: 'I must profess I have a big butt. However, it's as shapely as the legend of bootylicious, therefore you must worship.'
You: indeed.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

urbandictum

A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.

Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.

Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.

Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010

Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Smug Ninjas

Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.

Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

Mencyclopaedia

Any Lad mag, which a young boy uses to research the opposite sex.

FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.

Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.

by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011

Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.

Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011

Heh heh heh...

Four-finger input statement for an infinite choice of responses and/or triggers.

They: saying anything at all really, doesn't matter what as long as you can back-up your reasoning
You: 'Heh heh heh...'
They: 'indeed'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011