Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.
Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.
by Linux System Message March 30, 2004
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detroit

Hometown of:
-The second worst Baseball team ever
(Seconded to the 62' mets)
-One of the 3 worst NFL teams ever
(The other 2 being Arizona/St. Louis
Cardinals and the New Orleans Saints)
-A shitty Basketball team that is doing OK right now.
AND
-THE BEST FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM TO EVER PUT ON SKATES!
The wings are the greeetes!
by Linux System Message March 01, 2004
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DPS

The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.
by Linux System Message November 25, 2004
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Ravens

A team that could be coached by a 2 year old that know the words "run it".
Billick: Ok heres what were going to do on this play, we're going to run the ball. As a matter of fact why don't we just run the ball every single time?
by Linux System Message April 03, 2004
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Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
by Linux System Message October 18, 2004
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Raiders

An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.
49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!
by Linux System Message April 03, 2004
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runescape

A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".
Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.
by Linux System Message March 05, 2004
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