4 definitions by lindsay the gangster

iPod

I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Seriously. Go die, Apple.

"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"

by lindsay the gangster June 4, 2005

Ill Mitch

The most entertaining rap I have listened to to date

Your momma's wack, your granny's wack, I keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack

by lindsay the gangster June 2, 2005

kyoott

The worst way to spell the word "cute" I have ever seen in my life.

haha lol ish old piccy but ish kyoott!1

by lindsay the gangster June 2, 2005

cracker jack

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.

This cracker tastes rather salty.

by lindsay the gangster June 2, 2005