Definitions by libertine

sacred cow

An almost universally accepted societal value that is almost immune from questioning, often unreasonably so.

Monogamy is one of our society's biggest sacred cows.

sacred cow by Libertine October 4, 2005

wear out 

1. To cause harm

2. To hit or beat

1. Stop playing that music so loud; you'll wear out my ears!

2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!

wear out by Libertine October 4, 2005

cigar 

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

cigar by Libertine October 4, 2005

newspaper job 

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

newspaper job by Libertine October 4, 2005

bump off 

to kill, especially a planned hit.

The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money

bump off by Libertine October 4, 2005

ugliful 

The ugly equivalent of beautiful.

If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

ugliful by Libertine October 3, 2005

Helen Keller routine 

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

Helen Keller routine by Libertine October 3, 2005