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That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
Get the Subhuman Resources mug.the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.
cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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