Definitions by lexicali slim

double tubbing 

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

double tubbing by lexicali slim September 16, 2009

classhole 

1)one who purports to a superiority which is manifestly unfounded; 2)one who takes umbrage at people who attend a school reunion not of their graduation year

get biff, talking about his all inclusive vacation, wearing a brown suit, driving a grand am gt, sporting a zircon, acting like the aly khan. he's such a classhole.

or;

biff wouldn't speak to me at the reunion because i didn't graduate with him. what a classhole.

classhole by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

orienteer 

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.

i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?

orienteer by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

kroc blocking 

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

kroc blocking by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

preo gizm 

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.

valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)

preo gizm by lexicali slim September 15, 2009