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manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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lotus elise

less handsome, more expensive toyota for stewardesses or grown men who watch "speed racer" but have never driven a mazda miata
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
mugGet the lotus elisemug.

spinneroosm

"expressionism coldly" he burtled uot in a fitful spinneroosm
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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estrogenocracy

noun, pl- cies
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
oy gevalt, i must renew my driver's license. better is should stick a fork in my eye than venture into that reeking estrogenocracy of the bmv.
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
mugGet the estrogenocracymug.

Subhuman Resources

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
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