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Subhuman Resources

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
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magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.
cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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intexicated

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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pushback

they give us pushback we use eminent domain
by lexicali slim August 28, 2010
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spinneroosm

"expressionism coldly" he burtled uot in a fitful spinneroosm
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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