47 definitions by lexicali slim
by lexicali slim July 8, 2019
n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.
honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?
damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!
damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009