Definitions by lazirus

segseg 

An extremely common version of randomization (just mashing keys... like dgf9wehguwehg) that is often used by people who play Rainbow Six games a lot. It is so common that I am now making it an urban terminology.

"Bill swallows."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."

segseg by lazirus July 7, 2004

Pidgeotto 

The evolved form of "Pidgey". What pidgey evolves into. If you were to devolve pidgeotto you would remove the card to find a "pidgey" card.

My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!

"Interested in girls yet?"

Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh

Pidgeotto by lazirus July 6, 2004

I don't give a fuck g 

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
NegroI don't give a fuck g. 3827508912365-384165-3465-83641-9581634-586312-4856-3140531465-=314256=13425

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I don't give a fuck g by lazirus July 6, 2004

Putting something hot up in that ass 

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

Putting something hot up in that ass by lazirus July 6, 2004

soulblazer 

There is no definition for Soulblazer?! Well there simply must be one!

And here it is! Example is too short Example is too short Example is too short

soulblazer by lazirus July 6, 2004

Illusion of Gaia 

Better than Soulblazer, but not as good as terranigma.

Definition is too short? It can never be too short!

See Soulblazer, and Terranigma. And j00, and pwns. I had to add that.

Illusion of Gaia by lazirus July 6, 2004

jigga g 

I say this often, and have no viable ideas as of yet to its meaning.

FUCK the example. man must I always include an example?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jigga g by lazirus July 6, 2004