lauren's definitions

that's bitterness

that's too bad, that sucks

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

by lauren August 31, 2003

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

shotdown!

see SHUTDOWN!

by lauren August 31, 2003

slice

same as SHUTDOWN or SHOTDOWN

"oohh slice! i totally just beat your ass for the 10th time at warcraft!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

snap

shutdown shotdown slice

by lauren August 31, 2003