laura's definitions

TMDD

Too much dick disease leads to death and being a slut. To this date no cure has been found. Symptoms include shorts skirts and vodka.

Ashlee has TMDD.

by laura May 12, 2014

aquascum

an aquarium filter that fish trying to escape from said aquarium dislike, as it cannot be stopped by shoving a rock in it.

Curse you AQUASCUM!!!

by laura April 18, 2004

blazin squad

Blazin’ Squad. A bunch of talentless, brainless, pop music making, fake rapping…arse-heads.

See you at the Crossroads, crossroads, crossroads. X50.

by Laura June 3, 2004

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 11, 2005

cuthbo

CUTHBO U R THE HOTTEST GUY AROUND !!! ROOT ME NOW!! :p

CUTHBO STYLEE CAN ROOT ME ANYDAY!
p.s u have a big bum

by laura December 11, 2004

hookup buddy

a guy or a girl that u arnt going out with, and u only use them 2 make out and do nasty stuff.

i dnt want a girlfriend but i wanna hook up buddy

by laura July 4, 2004

Big Buck

Drive to Half Moon Bay CA, stand on ANY street corner and yell "George Bush is a draft dodger". The drooling, flat slob that runs up to you with a fistfull of NeoNazi website "fact-sheet" print outs yelling at you to step up and defend your position is Big Buck himself. Carefull! Don't get to close to him in the summertime as he gets a little ripe. That wide yellow streak down his back is not a competition stripe BTW.

Go to www.kpig.com/squeals and watch Big Buck make a total fool of himself.

by Laura August 10, 2004