section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 30, 2016

Plumpkin

The of enjoying A delicious pumpkin spice latte while also enjoying a#2.

This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.

by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021

Plumpkin

(Noun)

The act of enjoying a pumpkin spice latte while simultaneously enjoying a bowel movement.

I started off this crisp fall morning the right way. Made myself a pumpkin spice latte and it really got things going, so I went to the bathroom and made it a plumpkin.

by lastfrontiermama September 16, 2021

Shizzy

A Vizzy hard seltzer enjoyed in the shower.

Felt a cold coming on so I know I needed steam heat, antioxidants, and maybe a little buzz...so I had a Shizzy and I feel rejuvenated.

by lastfrontiermama June 01, 2020

Assie

A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.

A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.

Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!

by lastfrontiermama April 29, 2016

Karentee

The suggestive subliminal pronunciation you use when you would guarantee a product that even Karen herself would give a positive Yelp review.

Customer: So would you recommend this dish?
Server: Oh no doubt, I Karentee it
Customer: Wait what?

by lastfrontiermama June 09, 2020

God Dramnit

Pun. Expression, exclamation.

A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.

See also: dram damn

Paul: How do you like that Isley?
Peter: God dramnit that’s some good whisky.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019