Definitions by lastfrontiermama
Juan-y-Come-Lately
Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Juan-y-Come-Lately by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
Drug Mule
Noun, cocktail recipe
Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.
Bar patron: Done.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.
Bar patron: Done.
Drug Mule by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019
God Dramnit
Pun. Expression, exclamation.
A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.
See also: dram damn
A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.
See also: dram damn
God Dramnit by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019
White Clautumn
Noun, slang.
1.The basic bitch term for the new pumpkin spice White Claw.
A) White Clautumn avoids the inevitable follow up question of, “which flavor?”, when trying to get your Claw on as fast as possible.
2. The time of year when pumpkin spice White Claw is available.
A)The season of White Clautumn is from Labor Day through the holidays.
1.The basic bitch term for the new pumpkin spice White Claw.
A) White Clautumn avoids the inevitable follow up question of, “which flavor?”, when trying to get your Claw on as fast as possible.
2. The time of year when pumpkin spice White Claw is available.
A)The season of White Clautumn is from Labor Day through the holidays.
Person: Why are there so many girls in skirts , Uggs, and big sweaters in this store?
Clerk: First day of White Clautumn.
Clerk: First day of White Clautumn.
White Clautumn by lastfrontiermama September 2, 2019
Brew-ru
Brew-ru by lastfrontiermama June 6, 2017
ChamPOGne
A Hawaiian variation on the classic mimosa made with champagne and POG juice (passion, orange, guava).
Pronounced "sham-pog-nay"
Pronounced "sham-pog-nay"
Friend: what would you like to drink?
Other friend: umm, I want champagne and juice since it's morning time... I'll have a mimosa!
Friend: Ooh, want one with POG juice instead? I call it champogne!
Other friend: um, absofuckinloutely.
Other friend: umm, I want champagne and juice since it's morning time... I'll have a mimosa!
Friend: Ooh, want one with POG juice instead? I call it champogne!
Other friend: um, absofuckinloutely.
ChamPOGne by lastfrontiermama December 23, 2016
section vision
Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
section vision by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016