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A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.
A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.
A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.
Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!
by lastfrontiermama May 24, 2016
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The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016
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*Text conversation*
Friend 1: I was on my way to work today and passed so many cars! There’s no way all these people are essential to society too.
Friend 2: Don’t make assumptions, you essentialist!
Friend 1: I was on my way to work today and passed so many cars! There’s no way all these people are essential to society too.
Friend 2: Don’t make assumptions, you essentialist!
by lastfrontiermama April 6, 2020
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Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
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An online library of memes searchable by filters, such as "popularity", "political", "NSFW", etc.
An online library of memes searchable by filters, such as "popularity", "political", "NSFW", etc.
Friend: I need a good meme to comment on this douchebag's wall. He put something up about Trump.
Me: I'll search the memebrary and see what funny political memes are out there!
Me: I'll search the memebrary and see what funny political memes are out there!
by lastfrontiermama May 30, 2016
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Get the Brew-ru mug.I started off this crisp fall morning the right way. Made myself a pumpkin spice latte and it really got things going, so I went to the bathroom and made it a plumpkin.
by lastfrontiermama September 16, 2021
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