Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.
Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
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White Clautumn

Noun, slang.

1.The basic bitch term for the new pumpkin spice White Claw.

A) White Clautumn avoids the inevitable follow up question of, “which flavor?”, when trying to get your Claw on as fast as possible.

2. The time of year when pumpkin spice White Claw is available.

A)The season of White Clautumn is from Labor Day through the holidays.
Person: Why are there so many girls in skirts , Uggs, and big sweaters in this store?
Clerk: First day of White Clautumn.
by lastfrontiermama September 02, 2019
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God Dramnit

Pun. Expression, exclamation.

A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.

See also: dram damn
Paul: How do you like that Isley?
Peter: God dramnit that’s some good whisky.
by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019
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Brew-ru

My brew-ru recommended this triple quad to pair with my dinner tonight
by lastfrontiermama June 07, 2017
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memebrary

Noun

An online library of memes searchable by filters, such as "popularity", "political", "NSFW", etc.
Friend: I need a good meme to comment on this douchebag's wall. He put something up about Trump.
Me: I'll search the memebrary and see what funny political memes are out there!
by lastfrontiermama April 24, 2016
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COVIDog

An impulse purchase of a puppy/dog because at one point, you had a ton of time on your hands and thought “I’ll get a huge responsibility!”
Friend: Aww, who is this?
Friend 2: This is Rover. He’s my Covidog! I trained him while on quarantine!
by lastfrontiermama May 23, 2020
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section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 30, 2016
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