lastfrontiermama's definitions

Karentee

The suggestive subliminal pronunciation you use when you would guarantee a product that even Karen herself would give a positive Yelp review.

Customer: So would you recommend this dish?
Server: Oh no doubt, I Karentee it
Customer: Wait what?

by lastfrontiermama June 9, 2020

Sunday Noneday

The opposite of sunday funday. The one day of the week you dedicate to not drinking so you can be fresh on Monday morning.

Friend: Wooo! Sunday Funday! Brunch beers?!
Friend 2: Nah brah, not for me. Been doing Sunday Noneday. Feeling hella good.

by lastfrontiermama May 31, 2020

Shizzy

A Vizzy hard seltzer enjoyed in the shower.

Felt a cold coming on so I know I needed steam heat, antioxidants, and maybe a little buzz...so I had a Shizzy and I feel rejuvenated.

by lastfrontiermama May 31, 2020

God Dramnit

Pun. Expression, exclamation.

A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.

See also: dram damn

Paul: How do you like that Isley?
Peter: God dramnit that’s some good whisky.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

ChamPOGne

A Hawaiian variation on the classic mimosa made with champagne and POG juice (passion, orange, guava).

Pronounced "sham-pog-nay"

Friend: what would you like to drink?
Other friend: umm, I want champagne and juice since it's morning time... I'll have a mimosa!
Friend: Ooh, want one with POG juice instead? I call it champogne!
Other friend: um, absofuckinloutely.

by lastfrontiermama December 23, 2016

Plumpkin

The of enjoying A delicious pumpkin spice latte while also enjoying a#2.

This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.

by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021

COVIDog

An impulse purchase of a puppy/dog because at one point, you had a ton of time on your hands and thought “I’ll get a huge responsibility!”

Friend: Aww, who is this?
Friend 2: This is Rover. He’s my Covidog! I trained him while on quarantine!

by lastfrontiermama May 22, 2020