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A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.
UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
by L.MARTIN December 22, 2005
Get the PATENT TROLL mug.IF YOU'RE A STRAIGHT MAN:
1)Out and about with one woman...RESPECT.
2)Out and about with two women...MUCH RESPECT.
(Quick note:This scenario was more likely to happen
in days gone by.(the 70's)Nowadays...to have two
women out for fun...then back to the pad for more
fun...is exceedingly rare.Unless they're "proffessionals".
Which by the way is not a bad thing in itself.
3)Out and about with three women...YOU'RE FEMME GAY.
Nothing wrong with that...but if you're not...one can
assume the worst case scenario...that you are deemed
SAFE and NON-THREATENING.
1)Out and about with one woman...RESPECT.
2)Out and about with two women...MUCH RESPECT.
(Quick note:This scenario was more likely to happen
in days gone by.(the 70's)Nowadays...to have two
women out for fun...then back to the pad for more
fun...is exceedingly rare.Unless they're "proffessionals".
Which by the way is not a bad thing in itself.
3)Out and about with three women...YOU'RE FEMME GAY.
Nothing wrong with that...but if you're not...one can
assume the worst case scenario...that you are deemed
SAFE and NON-THREATENING.
GUY 1:"Hey..check out that guy over there walking into the Victoria's Secret with those three hotties."
Guy 2:"No love.He's at the ass end of the the RULE OF 123.
Guy 2:"No love.He's at the ass end of the the RULE OF 123.
by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005
Get the RULE OF 123 mug.A style of music found at the intersection of jazz,funk,and rock.The golden age for this music was 1975 to about 1982.Most of the stars of the style just dabbled before going on to/back to that which paid the bills.As a
sub-genre it lacked a huge following...but it's influence can still be heard in music today.Usually as a sample.
sub-genre it lacked a huge following...but it's influence can still be heard in music today.Usually as a sample.
RARE GROOVE ARTISTS:
Roy Ayers/Norman Connors/Ronnie Laws/Patrice Rushen/Ramsey Lewis/George Duke/Earth Wind & Fire/Gino Vanelli/Dexter Wansel/Leon Ware/Jean Carn/Michael Henderson/Lee Ritenour/Quincy Jones
Roy Ayers/Norman Connors/Ronnie Laws/Patrice Rushen/Ramsey Lewis/George Duke/Earth Wind & Fire/Gino Vanelli/Dexter Wansel/Leon Ware/Jean Carn/Michael Henderson/Lee Ritenour/Quincy Jones
by L.MARTIN December 6, 2005
Get the RARE GROOVE mug.A GAME PLAYED BY BLACK PEOPLE AGAINST OTHER BLACK PEOPLE IN A LAME ATTEMPT TO :
1)APPEAR TO BE MORE IN TUNE OR "DOWN" WITH WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ABOUT.
2)PAINT THE PERSON THEY'RE HAVING AN AN EXCHANGE WITH AS "ACTING WHITE" OR "UNCLE TOM".
SUCH BEHAVIOR HAS HISTORICALLY DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD.MANY KIDS WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE HAVE FULLY DEVELOPED THEIR ACADEMIC POTENTIAL HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED BY THIS MINDSET.SUCH MINDSET HAS ALSO CREATED A "STUCK ON STUPID" MENTALITY THAT DISCOURAGES INDEPENDENT THINKING OR DISCOVERY OF OTHER WORLDS OR WAYS OF BEING.ENOUGH PEOPLE...ENOUGH.
1)APPEAR TO BE MORE IN TUNE OR "DOWN" WITH WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ABOUT.
2)PAINT THE PERSON THEY'RE HAVING AN AN EXCHANGE WITH AS "ACTING WHITE" OR "UNCLE TOM".
SUCH BEHAVIOR HAS HISTORICALLY DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD.MANY KIDS WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE HAVE FULLY DEVELOPED THEIR ACADEMIC POTENTIAL HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED BY THIS MINDSET.SUCH MINDSET HAS ALSO CREATED A "STUCK ON STUPID" MENTALITY THAT DISCOURAGES INDEPENDENT THINKING OR DISCOVERY OF OTHER WORLDS OR WAYS OF BEING.ENOUGH PEOPLE...ENOUGH.
BROTHA 1: " CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF MODERN CONSERVATISM APPEAL
TO ME"
"BLACKER THAN THOU" BROTHA 2:"RIIGHT...'DATS 'CAUSE YOU WANNA
BE WHITE.'JUS GO ON 'HED 'N
ADMIT IT.ALWAYS KNEW 'DAT 'BOUT
YO' ASS."
TO ME"
"BLACKER THAN THOU" BROTHA 2:"RIIGHT...'DATS 'CAUSE YOU WANNA
BE WHITE.'JUS GO ON 'HED 'N
ADMIT IT.ALWAYS KNEW 'DAT 'BOUT
YO' ASS."
by L.MARTIN September 21, 2005
Get the BLACKER THAN THOU mug.After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.
by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006
Get the BROWN TRUMPET mug.Old school southern ebonics.
Describes motion made with sphereroidal object...i.e. a baseball or football.
Describes motion made with sphereroidal object...i.e. a baseball or football.
by L.MARTIN September 14, 2005
Get the tho mug.TIPSY-ABOUT TO GET SHUT DOWN ON A DATE-LOSER:"Sex is just so poorly designed."(hiccup)
WOMAN:"Oh?"
LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."
WOMAN:"Check please."
WOMAN:"Oh?"
LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."
WOMAN:"Check please."
by L.MARTIN September 23, 2005
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